Well, kids... since the political cirus of '08 is fast approaching (actually, who am I kidding? It's not fast approaching, it's just spilling into 2007!), I've been thinking about politics a lot lately. I've been thinking how our government is beholden to corporate America. I mean, can you think of one time where the government has sided with the little guy against a corporation in a Supreme Court case? Me either.
And with all these lobbyists crawling over Washington, virtually (and sometimes actually) writing legislation themselves to suit their corporate masters' needs, I've been thinking that next year's election is going to be a great time for the citizens of this great country to take America back from the corporations - like Sergeants and their new Sergeant's Gold Flea and Tick Squeeze-On for Dogs.
And did you hear? They're actually saying that it's faster than Frontline! Faster than Frontline? Great - now everybody will be buying it. So, this mega-corporation is producing chemicals that kill literally millions upon millions of Americans (well, American fleas, ticks and mosquitoes, anyway) - and nobody is doing anything about it!!!
So, I'm thinking that now is the time to come to the aid of the country and find a motivated person of the people to wrest control of this government from Sergeant's and its corporate ilk and return it to its rightful owners: you and me!
Stay tuned, kids... something big's afoot!
7 comments:
Corporate America must be stopped!! Let me know if you need a running mate - I'm available.
Seymour Buggs
I agree and hope you will run. The time has never been riper for a third party candidate, or should I say, tick to run for President.
Run Mr. Ichobod, run! Ichobod in '08 before it's too late. How can I contribute?
I can assure you I will be voting for the opponent.
Good idea Cpl. Trinity.
The last thing we need in Washington D.C. is a parasite.
Does anyone know who the opposition candidate is?
This guy is nuts. What the heck is this, is this real? I've never heard of such a thing, protesting against products that keep fleas and ticks off of cats and dogs. It's weird.
Yes, He doth Protest too much...
As Do You.
I protest the invasion of TICKS, FLEAS and MOSQUITOES on my DOGDOM!
How would you like parasites invading your body and not be able to do anything about it.
The "GOLD" is what we need to combat this Parasite.
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