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Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Still here...

Alright, brothers and sisters - this is where the rubber meets the road. Where the wheat is separated from the chaff. Where the clichés are separated from the platitudes. It's been a couple of months now since our little intifada started, and i know some of you are growing tired and maybe even a little bored. You may be eyeing other causes - Save Our Squirrels or Citizens United Against Cat Juggling, for instance - but let me remind you: we're just getting started!

Millions of our six- and eight-legged brethren still die every day, slaughtered by so-called flea and tick control products such as the new Sergeant's Gold Flea & Tick Squeeze-On for Dogs (i can barely bring myself to type the name - especially with these darn pincher-gloves!). So what are we going to do about it? We're going to say it loud and say it proud: we're the FTMLO and we're going to keep telling the truth about these products until the whole world sits up and takes notice!

Peace out.

Icky Lyme

98 comments:

Anonymous said...

you're my hero. you're like the ghandi of bugs!

Anonymous said...

youre sik. wy kant you just exept things the way they are? wats rong with you wy do you hait america? peeple like you are teh reezon i homeskool my kidz

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Anonymous said...

Icky, why don't you call me anymore? If you think you can scuttle away from this, you've got another thing coming, pal! I'm not going to be ignored!

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Anonymous said...

Well, I don't know what you are doing but I just found a tick on my dog, a chi-wow-wuh (sp?). She went absolutely nuts. I can't believe they are out this soon.

I went right to the store and bought some of the stuff you are protesting and put it right on her. Ticks are absolutely the worst thing I can imagine and need to be exterminated.

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Death, taxes and ticks are about the only sure things in this world.

Y. Berra

Anonymous said...

Icky, you said there was no one else. I don't ever want to see your face around my door EVER AGAIN! Do you understand?

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Interesting. Who the heck are you?

Jazzy Girl said...

WERE WATCHING YOU ICKY!

Cats and Dogs won't just sit around and take this wounding from you.

ORGANIZE PETS!

This is a group that needs to be stopped!

Cpl Trinity said...

I'm on board Jazzy Girl. I have alerted my Commander at the base about Sergeants New product and the Military may just... well red tape and all that , you know.
Oh yeah, we are aware of your numerous romantic liasons and we are working that angle to our benefit.
LOL, your messin with the wrong gal, I have military training.

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We are watching you. Time to be assimilated.

The Borg

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