You should have seen it, people! We were at the Global Pet Expo in Orlando, Florida, in force!
We interrupted the press conference that was to announce the launch of Sergeant's Gold Flea & Tick Squeeze-On for Dogs! We marched right up to the podium, where I grabbed the mic from the Sergeants flack and told the world the truth about this deadly product! Oh, it was quite a site, alright! I'm still giddy!!!
And later that day we staged a bug-in at their trade show booth. We signed up fellow believers and gave out FTMLO.org stickers. It was a beautiful thing to behold.
But we're just getting started! Keep your scintillating compound eyes glued to this blog to learn when and how we're going to take the fight to the enemy!
Peace out!
Icky Lyme
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8 comments:
You da' man... I mean bug!
There's nothing like a good old protest to make you feel good about the world. Today's consumers don't care one bit about the products they buy. It's all about greed, crass materialism and getting, getting, getting. We need more people like you to stand up and be heard and challenge the system.
Do these products contribute to global warming? Al Gore deserved the Oscar for his film. It is high time all Americans wake up and realize what we are doing to this plant.
America has become the scourge of the world and we have more terrorists who hate us now than ever before. We need to work through the United Nations to make this world a better place.
Ultimately, I blame Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. They have made us the laughing stock of the world. It is time to impeach Bush. Al Sharpton would make a great President but, no, he doesn't acquiesce to the almighty dollar, and that's what it takes to become president these days.
I can provide tons of sources/links so you can educate yourselves on the corporate greed and materialism that reflects America today.
I don't have any pets but I applaud you for protesting and doing what's right. It is high time we take back our country and do the right thing.
Looks like you've succeeded once again. You're really sticking up for the rights of all bugs around the world. Keep up the good work. Don't get squished. Your my HERO.
Buzz off!
Al Sharpton for President? Why not Ichabod?
I loved the look on the Sergant's guys face...he was shocked beyond belief. The spray painting was extra cool too.
I've been told by good authority that you bugs are now under the scrutiny of the military.
The K9 Police dogs are investigating the powerful claims by "Sergeants" about their new weapon.
BUGS BEWARE!
ROTFBMTO!
You guys have NO CLUE as to what an errant flea can do to a K9 trained to concentrate on the task.
We can't be disturbed to sit and scratch every time like our work was a casual thing.
I need the best weapon out there and that appears to be Sergeant's Gold!
Now if that dad gum procurement officer can't get it on his list, I'm gonna stain his tires with some real WMD's.
Oh Yeah, the anonymous who had to blame everybody, Dog up and get a screenname! Nobody likes a whiner.
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