We, the members of the Flea, Tick and Mosquito Liberation Organization (FTMLO), cannot sit idly by while our six- and eight-legged brethren are hunted down and killed like animals by ill-informed humans who are at the mercy of the fear-mongering pet supply industry!
As a platform from which to shout our message and keep you, gentle reader, informed on all things FTMLO, we have entered the blogosphere with our latest endeavor: Tick Talks!
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Right on, man! I got bored with saving whales, owls and seals. This is a movement I can really get behind! Do you guys sell t-shirts?
YOU GUYS ARE NUTS LOL!1!1 I'VE HAD FLEAS FOR PETS SINCE I WAS A TWO. FLEAS ARE AWESOME. THEY'RE MAN'S BEST FRIEND'S BEST FRIEND.BY THE WAY, I'M FIVE YEARS OLD. THANKS FOR FINALLY DOING THIS. W00T!11!1!!!
is this for real?
nice costume.
i thought i'd seen it all when it comes to shameless self-promotion and attention-getting stunts...Donald Trump and Rosie are good examples, but to pretend you are a TICK? That's just blood-suckingly stupid.
Ticks are disgusting and I dont know how you can promote them. I had one in my hair when I was a kid after playing with the dog and everyone totally freaked out. My dad about burned my hair off when he tried to get it out with his cigarette. They finally pulled it out and half the head was left in my scalp and i got an infection.
Whenever I find an engorged tick on one of my dogs, I pull it off, lay it on the ground, and drop a rock on it. The blood platters everywhere, and there's nothing left of the tick except it's shell. It's a mere shell of its former self, get it?? Checking the dogs for ticks is like a treasure hunt. Thanks for providing such fun!
You guys and your cute little bug cosutmes... you really TICK me off!!!
I noticed in a press release posted on your website that apparently fleas die in an hour and ticks die in 3 hours...you should quit your whining---at least you may get 2 more hours to live than your flea and mosquito pals. Unbelievable what people (or even ticks) will bitch about these days.
The mosquitoes are hot. Yeah baby!
Don't let this Tick fool you. He would suck the very lifeblood out of your pets and leave them helpless with LYME disease.
This is all propaganda by the Tick forces and their front man Ichabod.
OOOOOOOH I get so mad my claws are slipping in and out like stilettos.
If I ever get my paws on this Icky...
Take your buggish ways and die!
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